A present? For me? How kind!

OK, so, here's the thing. I don't really like 'gift lists'. I think, to be honest, it's rather lovely that you'd pay for my company (and the rude things I can do with my tongue...), and that it's a bit cheeky to then say 'Oh, I'd like a diamond ring too, please".

But, I have been told that some guys LIKE to bring a 'token of appreciation', and that as men are notoriously bad at choosing presents (a boyfriend once gave me a pair of garden shears for my birthday), it's helpful if we give you a few hints. So here it is. My list of 'things I like'. You won't find a Ferrari on here, or any Gucci handbags. But you will find plenty of things that will make me smile. And snog you.

I like:

Stripy Socks. Guaranteed to cheer up the most gloomy day.

Thornton's vanilla fudge. Almost orgasmic....

Books. I like all sorts, me... but please don't bring me anything scary or involving blood and horrible deaths and stuff. I'll be up all night - and you might not be there to take my mind off it...

Carrot Cake. Carrot? and Cake? Genius.

Chocolate - preferably Cadbury's (no class, sorry!). Bring me a Wispa and I'll be your slave...

Biscuit recipes...

Daffodils, freesias or tulips. Cheap, sunny and cheerful. hmmm...

Body Shop Strawberry Body Butter. In fact, if you've met me before, you probably know that already...

Beryl Cook - anything!

And, to be honest, I took the shears back and got a refund, but now the grass could do with a trim, so if anyone wants to bring me some shears...

Please don't feel obliged to bring me anything at all - I promise I'll be just as nice to you if you don't!