Frequently Asked Questions - oh, so very frequently..

Q: Do you offer an incall service?
A: I do, but I have very limited availability for incalls. Please don't take it personally if I can't see you when you would like!

Q: What will you be wearing?
A: I usually arrive for an outcall in black trousers or skirt, a nice top, generally looking smart and presentable. If you have a specific clothing request, I will try to accomodate it, but for some outfits it's best to change after I arrive! If you're coming for an incall, I may be wearing significantly less ;)

Q: How much notice do you need for a booking?
A: Obviously, the more notice the better - I do have a 'day-job' so I'm unlikely to be able to see you at short notice.

Q: I can't afford your regular rates. Can I negotiate a special deal with you?
A: I'm afraid not. I am already more reasonably priced than many other ladies in my area, and I promise you I'm worth saving up for....

Q: But I hope to see you regularly, so surely you'll give me a discount?
A:Gentlemen who spend time with me regularly may find there are hidden benefits, but you'd have to become one of those gentlemen to find out...

Q: It says on your site that there are some things you won't do. Can I pay you extra to change your mind?
A: No. It's not about the money - no amount of money will induce me to do something I don't want to do. If you can't respect that, I'm not the right escort for you.

Q: Do you see women or couples, or could you bring another girl along? Or, would you see two guys?
A: I'm sorry, I work alone. As for ladies, I'm 100% straight and wouldn't insult your intelligence by trying to appear otherwise in an intimate encounter. And I'm afraid I only see guys on a one-to-one basis.

Q: Why don't you offer 'A' levels?
A: Very simply, I don't enjoy it. It's something that has to be done very well to be enjoyable, and I'm not willing to take the chance that it might be done badly! And no, you can't pay me extra to change my mind - see above!

Q: I'm really into bareback sex - I find condoms ruin the moment. Will you do it just this once, just for me?
A: NO. Unquestionably, unequivocably no. Don't waste my time and yours by even asking.

Q: Do you have sexy underwear?
A: Yes of course! I'm asked this constantly - do you think I'll turn up in grey pants and a saggy bra?
Rest assured, when you unwrap your gift, the last layer will be worth the effort!